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The 13 Most Useless College Majors (As Determined By Science)

jhameia:

pussy-strut:

cedars:

whiskeyrobot:

newsweek:

1. Fine Arts

2. Drama and Theatre Arts 

3. Film, Video, and Photographic Arts

4. Commercial Art and Graphic Design

5. Architecture

6. Philosophy and Religious Studies

7. English Literature and Language

8. Journalism

9. Anthropology and Archeology

10. Hospitality Management

11. Music

12. History

13. Political Science and Government

(Ed: Your primary tumblrs majored in two of these and now work in the field of a third.)

“As Determined By Science”

(we’re really obsessed with “usefulness”)

Note that the “useless” subjects are the ones that might be most helpful (or useful?) to marginalized people for examining/understanding/representing/contesting their position in the social structure. 

Usefulness is the state. Being/doing uselessness as praxis.

REMEMBER when we were talking about affective registers of capitalism

yeah. this. the injunction to be useful, productive, valuable, tradeable, commodifiable, etc. like, seriously, are we sad about something newsweek said? we gonna let newsweek tell us how to live our lives? tell us we’re useless? newsweek is obviously the state and assigning prescriptive (negative) value to areas of study (when what you’re talking about is employability in an always-already-fucked job market) is just how capitalism wants you to feel. 

tl;dr: NEWSWEEK/CAPITAL IS NOT THE DAD OF WHAT I STUDY/HOW I FEEL

“Note that the “useless” subjects are the ones that might be most helpful (or useful?) to marginalized people for examining/understanding/representing/contesting their position in the social structure.”

“Note that the “useless” subjects are the ones that might be most helpful (or useful?) to marginalized people for examining/understanding/representing/contesting their position in the social structure. “

“Note that the “useless” subjects are the ones that might be most helpful (or useful?) to marginalized people for examining/understanding/representing/contesting their position in the social structure. 

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    These mediums are also used for promoting messages… pretty useful. I mean, we could get political and talk about how art...
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  5. followmymap reblogged this from newsweek and added:
    I noticed that the Arts make up a large portion of this list. Let’s chat. The phrase “useful” in regards to this...
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  7. vindictis reblogged this from little-star-sweeper and added:
    AKA, The things that the world would be super boring without. This study is stupid, really. Think about how miserable if...
  8. goodnightt1m reblogged this from newsweek and added:
    I hate how these lists tend to do 2 things 1) Bring out the inferiority complex in lib/arts majors. Yeah, our majors...
  9. little-star-sweeper reblogged this from shadyoaks and added:
    Welp. I’m fucked.
  10. morbidace reblogged this from omgthatartifact and added:
    I love how all these morons are screaming ‘SEXISM’. You know, if you’re going to spend that kind of money to go to...
  11. mooscomingby reblogged this from misspaperlilies and added:
    Feels great to be studying the “most useless” one :)
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    should just go die now
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    Fuck you, list. These majors are only null if you don’t know how to market yourself correctly. There are jobs out there,...
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  20. ghostindawalls reblogged this from visiblemonster-archive and added:
    numba 3! what up!?
  21. visiblemonster-archive reblogged this from newsweek and added:
    well fuck.
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